If we are going to be a throw away society, then we shouldn't create toxic things.
Are kids little adults or are adults big kids?
Millions of beautiful things in this world, yet only two eyes to see them with.
People are predictable.  It's when they are unpredictable that we become amused.
One who plays catch up, will always be catching up. Be there now instead.
I fear the day when people call their pets names like "RISCie".
If it weren't for bad data, we wouldn't have any data at all. -- Mark Wilcox
I don't think that the deep end is deep enough for me.
Nobody says "send a self addressed stamped envelope" anymore.  It's all DOTCOM!
5 years won't be a long time to wait 4 years 11 months and 30 days from now.
The choices you make, whether good or bad,  make you more of who you are and less of who you could be.
This signature was generated with "randomsig v1.10.0"
Kids are ok until they think that they know something. That's when we call them adults.
Any thing that is successful in this world has both good and bad in it.
People are predictable.  It's when they are unpredictable that we become amused or annoyed.
while trying to perl -d this problem the perl debugger segfaults. :-(
The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination. -- Stan M. Gerbig
This party has been quite an inspiration for pic-a-sig quotes. -- Andrew Stoeckley
A computer without Microsoft is like ice cream without ketchup. 
Standards are apparently for wussy boys like us. Real men do whatever the hell they want and then get all ALL CAPS on us when people complain. -- Chris Dent
If you transpose the three letters in HAL you get IBM.
So many great random lines.  So few emails.
If it's not working, it's breaking. -- Joe Bowman
You realize that by the time you restore /boot from tape, you could have rebuilt a kernel ? -- Jeremy Fischer
"Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can." -- jwz
"Hey, you can't do that because security is more important than your convenience." -- Jeremy Fischer
Give me the root password, and I'll conquer the world.
If it can be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you can be told what to say or think. -- Boards of Canada
I'm not the stick, but I play one on TV. -jeremy
Think of Linux security as a sort of "wedding cake". The two figures at the top are the root account.
I eat where I want to eat, not because I've been given a discount there.
http://suso.suso.org/programs/randomsig/
How come the answers to my technical questions are always written in another language?
Let your SNMP client do the walking.
You can't be a good System Administrator unless you have strong opinions.
Man's biggest mistake was the <BLINK> tag.
Nessecity is the best invention.
BUGS: Cdrecord has even more options than ls.  -cdrecord man page.
A bus station is where a bus stops.\nA train station is where train stops.\nOn my desk, I have a work station...
Money isn't worth anything at all until you buy something with it.
Sometimes some really good random signature lines get cut off at eighty characte
There have to be limits.
Sure it's something you could do Joe, you'd just have to use some root expliots as part of the process.
The only people making money from spamming are the people writing the spamming software they sell to stupid spammers. -- Adrian Hosey
It doesn't help if when you drop your arms down they interfere with mr. piece of crap chair.
Complicated == Learning Experience  -- Joe Bowman
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART? -- Jeremy Fischer
If you search the Web for the phrase "under construction", you'd find every home page, and then some. -- Randal L. Schwartz
Was I before Chuang Tzu who dreamt about being a butterfly, or am I now a butterfly who dreams about being Chuang Tzu?  -- Chuang Tzu
"Below The Root" has nothing to do with the Unix security model.
Don't trust any sysadmin who has a joystick on their desk.
You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip. -- Scott Kellogg
Does that require a saving throw?
Without headers, anything is possible.
Suso: Do you know how to fork?\nJeremy: Isn't that a little personal?
If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
Ahh. The joy of Windows. Second only to the joy of getting kicked square in the biscuits. -- Jeremy Fischer
If windows is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
Was it worth it? Yes. Would I do it again? No. -- Ken Thompson
I always !tail on purpose.
Two wrongs really don't make a right.  But 3 rights make a left.
You're running me on a live system.  That's incredibly stupid.\n  -- RedHat Alpha installer.
Emacs:\nAdvantages:\n -Very extensive\n -Inexpensive.\nDisadvantages:\n -Takes about a day to learn to use.\n -Takes about a week to learn to use well.\n -Takes about six month to learn to use efficiently.\n -Takes about a lifetime to learn the feautures.
If you don't like your current mail reader, try mutt. http://www.mutt.org/
It took the power of 3 Commodore 64's to go to the moon, but it takes a 486 to run Windows...
This isn't the planet I signed up for.
It's better to be king among kings than king among pawns. -- Marina Kim
In the time you spent complaining, you could have done something about it.
Don't be the Linus Torvalds of today, instead prepare for being the Linux Torvalds of tommorow.
If Open Source Software does not survive, then I doubt we will ever evolve.
Don't be discouraged that a good attitude doesn't make the world a better place. You'll just have to have try having attitude 6 billion times greater.
Now you can type "make install" to build Tulpas\n(or press that green button to restart universe).
Okay I'm going to go put that in my .sigquotes file.
It's never too late to kick someone's ass. -- Karen Knight
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in the house.
Hmmm. If you make donut holes when you make donuts, I wonder if you get server holes when you make servers... -- Joe Bowman
I would crush my own eyeballs with a crimper before I volunteered to work on a project with C++. -- Adrian Hosey
This is the Unix philosophy:\nWrite programs that do one thing and do it well.\nWrite programs to work together.\nWrite programs to handle text streams, because that is a universal interface. -Doug MacIlroy
Distrust all claims for "one true way".  -- Eric S. Raymond
The easiest programs to use are those that leverage the user's pre-existing knowledge most effectively. -- Eric S. Raymond
It's amazing how much you can sell a variable resistor for these days.
Don't have a great day, make it a great day.
200 years ago those same people who spent 40 hours a week in front of the TV, spent 40 hours a week in front of the fire. -- David Brin
Just because my vocabulary isn't as high, doesn't mean that I can't post a challenging response to your message.
About 450 million computers exist in the world.  That means that 5.5 billion people still haven't choosen their operating system. -- John "Maddog" Hall
Marketing: The art of making you think you got something better than you actually did.
If you can think of it, it exists somewhere.
Time to re-order more signatures from Randomsig(tm).
Thank you for sharing your amazing program, ran it up on my linux box and it smacked me in the face like halibut handled by a jealous fishwife! -- Some guy
Joe: SYN\nSuso: ACK\nJoe: FIN\n
I keep wasting good randomsigs on e-mails that I end up canceling.
Hi! I'm a .signature virus! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Everything is vulnerable to something. -- Jeremy Fischer
Computers and programs do the work for us, not the other way around.
Frontpage, allowing more people who can't design to be on the web.
Frontpage, better than sticking a red hot poker in your eye.
Frontpage, why do it right when you could do it our way ?
Frontpage, where do you want your password to go today ?
Frontpage, it's like a frontal lobotomy.
Frontpage, when crystal meth just isn't enough.
Frontpage, when you haven't gotten it enough from the IRS
Frontpage, bend over and we'll show you.
Monday isn't worse than the other days.  It is just that it isn't any better and it is the first one. -- Oliver Boch
Sometimes broken calculators can be fixed by reinserting the batteries properly.  -From a calculus book.
So.. if the entire desktop is transparent.. what do you see.. the inside of your monitor??
Sigs are cool (except for this one).
I think that a supernova is more predictable than people leaving a resturant. -- Marina Kim
The other 10% is some dude smoking a big fatty and clicking his mouse. -Scott
/*******************************************************\n * Program -- Solve it -- Solves the worlds problems.  *\n *     All of them. At once.  This will be a great     *\n *  program when I finish it.                          *\n *******************************************************/\n --Steve Oualline
Emacs is a nice OS - but it lacks a good text editor. That's why I am using Vim. --Anonymous
